December 1st already?!? I almost forgot to start my advent calendar.

Finally! See ya, I'm outta here...

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I thought I was buying ToP Ramen, but it turns out my dyslexia really paid off for once.

@feloneouscat "Everything had exclamation marks after it"
That sounds like a great list!

Doctors don't want you to know about this sure-fire insomnia cure...

I avoided being a wise-ass yesterday by alternating between being wise and being an ass. Most people couldn't tell the difference.

@Diyaguse I'm so very proud of you.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that you should never lie. That's a crock. If you think you didn't tell a lie today you are either a terrible person, or you're so used to lying you don't even notice it anymore.
"How do you like my hat?"
"Wow, that looks great on you."
Trust me, life is an endless supply of fucking ugly hats.

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"Scientists Say There May Have Been a Second Big Bang"
...and it was followed by the Universe's very first recorded walk of shame.

https://futurism.com/second-dark-big-bang

I try to be as karmically neutral as possible because I want to keep being reincarnated as myself.

@_Psyber I want one of these so badly to sneak into Christmas photos.

I did my usual 'avoid leaving the house' on Black Friday, but I'm sure the values were exactly like this...

https://youtu.be/kgv7U3GYlDY

The thought of my character themselves role-playing in my role-playing game is too meta not to be delicious. I played most of Fallout 4 as The Silver Shroud, so The Mantis in Starfield is very much appreciated. #Starfield

Sarah discovers a gravitational anomaly right in The Lodge...
#Starfield

Oh no, not another transporter accident...
#Starfield

In remembrance of Black Friday 2012.

https://www.theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242