Cadet Squarejaw's girlfriend breaks up with him to go chase a hot, hot...captain's chair.

You go girl. He was never good enough for you. #filmnightwithdani

If they're being sent out to shoot giant bugs, why are they shooting at targets shaped like humans?

Guess it never hurts to have soldiers trained to protect your country's precious oil reserves. #filmnightwithdani

"Administrative punishment" did the Confederacy invent this army #filmnightwithdani

Carmen noooo don't kiss Foosball man!! #filmnightwithdani

Space potato arrives to save Carmen from making a poor pants-based life choice #filmnightwithdani

Space potato emerged from the Romulan neutral zone, apparently. I'd assume this will have an impact on the plot if this film had a plot. #filmnightwithdani

GO HOME, JOHNNY SQUAREJAW

YOUR HALF OF THE FILM IS BORING ANYWAY #filmnightwithdani

Oh, we choose NOW to go to war, okay #filmnightwithdani

Should've baked that space potato when you had the chance, Carmen #filmnightwithdani

This movie would be much better if Johnny and Foosball Boy finished each other off right now and let the women do the rest of the pewpew laser stuff #filmnightwithdani

This "deploying the mobile infantry" scene has real 90s toy commercial vibes and I can't help but think that was intentional

...I should rewatch "Toys." #filmnightwithdani

War. War never changes. #filmnightwithdani

This landing on bug world is the same stock footage as the start of Firefly, minus the CGI bugs, you can't tell me otherwise #filmnightwithdani

Well, film just answered my amputation question. Yeesh. #filmnightwithdani

Anyone who thinks Starship Troopers is in favor of war clearly did not watch this extended and rather gruesome "characters you spent the first half of the film bonding with get senselessly torn apart on the battlefield in five minutes" scene. #filmnightwithdani

"To fight the bug, we must understand the bug"

Also the motto of my now-defunct discount exterminator and mobile dry cleaning business. #filmnightwithdani

They're regrowing Johnny in a vat? But they can't do this with limbs? I'm so confused. Is this his parents' Harvard money at work? Main Character Syndrome? #filmnightwithdani

Also: we have warp capable ships but can't fight this war with drones? #filmnightwithdani

Not Johnny Rico shooting a Fat Man shell into a cave to clear out the Radroaches #filmnightwithdani

Great job, kids, y'all woke up the Mirelurk queen #filmnightwithdani

The bugs' inside goop should be viciously caustic, because it just should #filmnightwithdani

WHAT IS WITH DISCOUNT BIFF TANNEN AND HIS VIOLIN I SWEAR TO GOD WHY #filmnightwithdani

Not understanding why this movie got panned. It has tits AND gore, what more do people want? /s

#filmnightwithdani

BUGS CAN FLY?! HOLY SHIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL US BUGS CAN FLY??!?!?! #filmnightwithdani

This is all well and good, but what happened to Carmen? Is she just not relevant now that she thinks Johnny is dead? #filmnightwithdani

It was only a matter of time before the bugs found our brains. #filmnightwithdani

Alexa, how many gallons of fake blood are used in the average Vanhoeven film? #filmnightwithdani

Deus ex Foosball Boy #filmnightwithdani

Once again, quicksand proves to be a much larger problem in movies than in real life #filmnightwithdani

Not-Space Nazis having a not-space Nazi funeral. #filmnightwithdani

Doogie Howser talking about how he has to make decisions for the good of the species.

Y'all are 19 and have been in this outfit for five minutes, calm down #filmnightwithdani

Carmen's ship gets shot in half. At last, the SPACE CARNAGE I've been waiting for #filmnightwithdani

Not sure "just crashed into the center of bug city" is the place to be taking your helmets off, kids #filmnightwithdani

"You know as well as I do she's already dead"

Carmen: *extremely not dead*

#filmnightwithdani

Mm, brain slurpee

Sorry this one is nothing but Foosball and imagining Carmen naked #filmnightwithdani

There is no way Carmen's left arm still works after getting that stabbed #filmnightwithdani

Note to self: While running from a nuclear blast, it is safe to stop and check if it's caught up to you (no more than twice) #filmnightwithdani

Only took this movie a couple hours to explain why anyone cares if psychics exist #filmnightwithdani