Did you work in the Trump White House? Did you witness or participate in acts of treason or obstruction of justice? Did you feel guilty, but stick around for the sake of your lucrative book deal? Did you stay loyal to Trump but miss the window of opportunity for a pardon? Are you freaking out watching your colleagues testifying in front of the #January6thCommittee? Do you wish you’d stepped up to tell the truth?

No operators are standing by. Nobody’s coming to save you. You’re toast.