Today I was called a “Civil Bitch.” It made me question myself because I know I can be sarcastic. I hope that is not what I am. But then again, is there something wrong when I tell the truth & I try to be kind at the same time? Or maybe I’m a bitch & I just don’t know it.
@carmahaz Well, that's a neat trick. Now I want someone to call *me* that! I usually just got "uppity bitch"!
@AvaSpeaksUp I think they are almost synonymous lol
@carmahaz But it's practically the *one kind* of bitch I've never been called.... I feel almost left out!! LOL!!
@carmahaz I mean, come on... at varying times in my life there have been (join in ladies if you've heard any of these or if I miss any):
* uppity bitch
* skinny bitch
* fat bitch
* teeny (tiny) bitch
* little bitch
* brainy bitch
* stupid bitch
* too smart for her own good bitch
* too big for her britches bitch
* blonde bitch
* poor bitch
* skanky bitch
* white bitch
* puta bitch
* broke (ass) bitch
* rich (ass) bitch
and the ever popular favorite:
* fucking bitch.
But not ONCE a civil one!!
@AvaSpeaksUp so there is also stuck up bitch. My favorite is when I am called a ‘Cunt’...my response has become ‘you mean THUNDER CUNT’, right!?! @carmahaz words have power and I take back the power 😉
@AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz ok technically I say, ‘that’s Dr. THUNDER Cunt to you’ lol
@Thumprhare @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp Oh my goodness I’m totally using this next time I’m called that. (and sorry for jumping in mid convo)
@yogapaddlerun feel free to use it! Then you can carefully use a well placed clap while making thunder sounds too. It’s the beauty of being bullied and harassed as a kid—sassy smart mouth. 😜 @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp
@Thumprhare Totally hear you about being sassy smart mouth from being bullied. I’ve been called a verbal executioner as adult. @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz
@yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare
Is it wrong that I LOVE this thread?
How about hysterically funny bitches? Am I allowed to say that? (Runs out of room)
@MountainMan I love that ya love it!! I appreciate the addition of hysterically funny bitches!! @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp
@Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz @yogapaddlerun
It was very funny, if somewhat sad that y’all get called those names.
@MountainMan Nothing is more threatening to some than intelligent, fearless women. @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare
Isn't that funny? Sometimes your best bet to get out of a situation is to act more fearful? I *HATE* that!!
@AvaSpeaksUp I’ve never been able to do that, but I’ve seen my friends use that effectively. I end up going full Wookiee @MountainMan @carmahaz @Thumprhare
I'm tiny. I've had to do it a couple of times. It sucks. Fucking everybody is bigger than me. I have wrists like toothpicks. In junior high people used to just pick me up and carry me for fun.
NOTE TO MEN: Don't fucking do that to small people!! We fucking HATE that!!
@AvaSpeaksUp @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @carmahaz @MountainMan Ava So glad that I’m not the only one who was schlepped about sans permission...& if one more dude thinks it’s funny to rest his arm on my head, he might retrieve a bloody stump. That shit is obnoxious & anymore, it’s painful.
@Evvie @carmahaz @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun @AvaSpeaksUp
Serious question here. Is it offensive to short women when a taller guy crouches slightly when their picture is being taken?
I’m 9” taller than my wife and she makes a face when I do this. I feel like it makes for better pictures.
@MountainMan @AvaSpeaksUp @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @carmahaz depends...totally depends on the circumstances at the time of the pic. Examples: my bro does it to be annoying/pick on me. Not cool. When I was touring with punk bands the guys were all HUGE compared to me. The ‘shortest’ was abt a foot taller than I am. They would - usually at the last second & not making a huge deal abt it - duck down for photos. If I caught them, they would say ‘I’m all Lurch-y behind you’ 😂 THAT was ok. 😁
@Evvie @AvaSpeaksUp @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @carmahaz
She knows I mean no harm and it’s just for the pic, but she still doesn’t like it. Maybe she should have found someone closer to her height
Does she just always wear *very* high heels around you then??
@AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun @Evvie
I wish.
She doesn’t care for them. When my brother worked for Moët Henessey (which has a business deal with Christian Loubaton (sp?)) I bought her a VERY expensive pair of high heels, don’t panic I had her pick them out and get the right size.
She still doesn’t wear them.
