Today I was called a “Civil Bitch.” It made me question myself because I know I can be sarcastic. I hope that is not what I am. But then again, is there something wrong when I tell the truth & I try to be kind at the same time? Or maybe I’m a bitch & I just don’t know it.
@carmahaz Well, that's a neat trick. Now I want someone to call *me* that! I usually just got "uppity bitch"!
@AvaSpeaksUp I think they are almost synonymous lol
@carmahaz But it's practically the *one kind* of bitch I've never been called.... I feel almost left out!! LOL!!
@carmahaz I mean, come on... at varying times in my life there have been (join in ladies if you've heard any of these or if I miss any):
* uppity bitch
* skinny bitch
* fat bitch
* teeny (tiny) bitch
* little bitch
* brainy bitch
* stupid bitch
* too smart for her own good bitch
* too big for her britches bitch
* blonde bitch
* poor bitch
* skanky bitch
* white bitch
* puta bitch
* broke (ass) bitch
* rich (ass) bitch
and the ever popular favorite:
* fucking bitch.
But not ONCE a civil one!!
@AvaSpeaksUp so there is also stuck up bitch. My favorite is when I am called a ‘Cunt’...my response has become ‘you mean THUNDER CUNT’, right!?! @carmahaz words have power and I take back the power 😉
@AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz ok technically I say, ‘that’s Dr. THUNDER Cunt to you’ lol
@Thumprhare @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp Oh my goodness I’m totally using this next time I’m called that. (and sorry for jumping in mid convo)
@yogapaddlerun feel free to use it! Then you can carefully use a well placed clap while making thunder sounds too. It’s the beauty of being bullied and harassed as a kid—sassy smart mouth. 😜 @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp
@Thumprhare Totally hear you about being sassy smart mouth from being bullied. I’ve been called a verbal executioner as adult. @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz
@yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare
Is it wrong that I LOVE this thread?
How about hysterically funny bitches? Am I allowed to say that? (Runs out of room)
@MountainMan I love that ya love it!! I appreciate the addition of hysterically funny bitches!! @yogapaddlerun @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp
@Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz @yogapaddlerun
It was very funny, if somewhat sad that y’all get called those names.
@MountainMan Nothing is more threatening to some than intelligent, fearless women. @carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare
Isn't that funny? Sometimes your best bet to get out of a situation is to act more fearful? I *HATE* that!!
@AvaSpeaksUp I’ve never been able to do that, but I’ve seen my friends use that effectively. I end up going full Wookiee @MountainMan @carmahaz @Thumprhare
I'm tiny. I've had to do it a couple of times. It sucks. Fucking everybody is bigger than me. I have wrists like toothpicks. In junior high people used to just pick me up and carry me for fun.
NOTE TO MEN: Don't fucking do that to small people!! We fucking HATE that!!
@AvaSpeaksUp Can see that! I come from good farm stock, threw shot put in high school, so am exceptionally strong. Plus my LEO father taught me self defense from a young age. College nickname was “The Enforcer” 🤣@MountainMan @carmahaz @Thumprhare
@yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @MountainMan @AvaSpeaksUp Yeah, if I didn’t already like my name I might even change it. I’ll embrace my inner Civil Bitch. (Better than the POS that said last night I was just needing some, & shoulda gotten what Bill Clinton had to offer)
You'd be fucking amazed how often that is a great many men's answer for everything angry & female... "Well, honey, you know you just need a good deep dicking!!" Jesus, if I've heard that once, I've heard that a million times. You can't even begin to imagine how utterly repugnant the men who say this are... not just because they're saying it, but *before* they even say it. It's like they honestly believe we're just going to say "You're right" & bend over to fuck right there!!
You mean that’s not the best line to get women to have sex?
I need to rethink my approach.
@MountainMan Fairly low percentage... yeah. It'll get you slapped.
Frighteningly enough there are idiots who subscribe to the “be direct and just tell them you want to have sex”’method of meeting women. Even if it works only 5% of the time, it will work.
Unfortunately they’re willing to be an asshole on the of chance that it will work occasionally.
@MountainMan I can't even *imagine* the type of woman that would work on.
Apparently they’re some out there 🤷♂️
@MountainMan I imagine they must just be the most abused, lonely, low self-esteem... no, even then... I still can't imagine it.
Why the fuck would you need some shriveled up, old man dick? I don't know how old you are, but you're fully capable of going out and getting whatever kind of dick you want, any old time you want... *if* and that's a mighty big *if* you want it & all the headaches that come along with it!! Did you kindly tell that person to fuck off?? I hope I hope I hope!!
@AvaSpeaksUp @yogapaddlerun @Thumprhare @MountainMan lol I took the teacher route😂 As if he could learn something.
Lol yeah and Don’t need to look got my own fine guy & he comes with a brain.
@carmahaz @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare @yogapaddlerun
Wtaf?