30 kids in 2 hours, boo

Obligatory happy Halloween post

Getting ready for my next call, and push button to check that my headset is ready.
Headset: "Battery High, one device connected."
Me: "Wait, why does the battery get to have all the fun?"

It's been one of those mornings.

Look around right now. Ignore the phones and mobiles. What indicators are there that this is actually the 21st century?

I'm sitting in a restaurant that could be anywhere from the 1940s to the 2040s.

Today in sad things, the house spirit 5pm celebration announcement was Phillies walk up music.
I really need to pick something else.
#phillies

Right now I'm enjoying seeing sad Mets fans.
#goFightin

Between the Neptune Festival, Sand Sculpture contest, and the boardwalk art show, I've been at the beach more times in the last week than the previous 5 years. And I live here. #VirginiaBeach

Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant.

Whomever in the booth switching his mic on needs tostop.

That's more than a minute.

Bryce Harper owes Kody Clemens a BIG thank you.
#GoPhils

Happy Eagles Eve to all who have been waiting.

00:00 EDT. Thus starts the last day before wife has to start teaching for this new school year.

Was having a good night, right up to the point where the cable modem goes down because of what the ISP is calling planned maintenance.
Looks like I won't be finishing that work project tonight.

It would probably help my productivity today if starting a new task didn't start playing the Mission Impossible theme music in my head.

Can we just all agree now that Snoop Dogg is the official LA28 mascot?

Somehow me craving Lucky Charmed turned into ordering dinner from McDonald's.
I'm not entirely sure how I ended up here.

The Daycare knows.
Daycare on Daycare violence? Yes please.
#PHILLIES #RingTheBell

$situation_appropriate_mood Monday, everyone.

Monday is going to be . . .