Not as horrible as the guy who fell asleep at the wheel and pushed the front the in. Maybe I should start parking somewhere else.

Oh joy. Seems backing out of a driveway onto a wide street is difficult for some people. 3rd time in 24 years someone has backed into my car coming out of a driveway across the street. Knocked the mirror right off. Good dent in the door too.

00:01 EDT.
Happy mid-weekend.

We started using the house spirits to roll dice to make meaningless decisions. Most times it's a coin toss to see who rolls first and then a d20, high roll wins.
My wife won the toss, and rolled a 1. I rolled a natural 20.
I am trying to decide now did I win, or was this an examples of catastrophic success.

Ever have one of those days where it's hard to differentiate between the IM client and the email client when trying to get work done?
Ok, maybe I'll just blame Microsoft and too many meetings ( for the last 6 hours ).

Defeat never felt so.good.
Freedom!!!

Nine

Happy Saturday

Obligatory April Fools post.

Happy April Fools Day.

Happy Monday!

Obligatory holiday post.

Driving westbound on Virginia Beach Blvd near Independence Blvd. Ran into a protest caravan of about 15 cars playing Palestinian flags.
Not something I expected to see today.

@JeniRizio so I'm not the only one.
Cheers

12:34 AM. My least favorite time if the day.

Confusion is just the process of making nachos.

@rpardee lol. Keeping the critique in my head.

My wife managed to talk me into going to her middle school talent show. I'm scoring points here, right?

Strangely, at this moment I am craving a soda.

@elmaxx this.
Some day I will automate myself out of a job. It's the only way to guarantee that I still have a job.