Well shit, sounds like my kinda party.
Seriously tho, fuck these completely unserious people with iron pineapples. This shit is why I cut the cord a decade ago. Don't sub to any online equivalents either. The hell I'm giving Fox any money.
(My mom is a retired librarian. Pretty sure I would have noticed if she was packing BDSM gear and a coke spoon to go to work.)
@blackknight95857669 What streaming services don't pay Fox, but still have real news?
@nutmegger Likely none of them. I haven't watched "news" in ten years, either. Went old school and set up an RSS reader on my PC (Thunderbird) with feeds for a dozen news sites like The Guardian, AFP, even my local NBC affiliate TV station. Check those every morning. Set up another reader on my phone (Readrops) with a bunch of tech/gaming/science sites, such as IGN, Ars Technica, Engadget. I check that stuff while I'm on the stationary bike 3 times a week. Who needs to watch TV.