Ok, major hurdle out of the way. Partner searched around and found a small biz towing company willing to come move us to another spot for $75. Other quote she got was $450, FFS. And they knew the deets, 300 feet max, no public roads. So now the prep needs to get done. Most will happen tomorrow cause 75% of what needs to be taken down so it won't fall down is in the bedroom. Feels good, man. Rather move and look stupid that it didn't flood than stay and be fucked if it does. #TrailerParkLife