@MisguidedAngel Rgr. Then totally appropriate force.

@Avidspark Ancient Aliens #justsayin

Crazy early Black Friday breakfast out (tradition) done. Skipping doing the shopping and going home to put my feet up and watch Netflix (new tradition). Ooh, I have leftover pie!

@MisguidedAngel that’s it? Amateur!

@britt @Stace hey thanks, yeah found it with no problem. Mastodon is giving me auth issues, but will figure it out.

Other than the turkey, here’s my day in pictures. I’m checking out, see all you crazies tomorrow - bright and early.
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FYI - Eastern Mountain Sports Techwick shirts and tops are legit good. I've been wearing one of their 1/4 zips for past five years. They have 50% sale going right now. #gear #outdoors

Holy cow. Online retail cart recovery for un-purchased items is no joke. They're getting serious.

@TKW406 P-I-Z-Z-A the original Thanksgiving feast

Now I'm really pissed. People using my brand in their URL structure to scam SEO. WTF, this is total BS. I'm going after them (somehow).

@th3j35t3r @TKW406 +1 on that.

@Stace thanks, will go check it out.

@EdnaMode just the real ones, right? 😜

@Stace is it easy to set up cross posting?

@DLauro We can build self driving cars, but try and cook a frozen turkey and it's like trying to decode the Genome! Pizza it is...

Sick and tired of bloggers that blatantly use my brand to boost their search ranking. Either put in the effort, do the work, create your own content, or go find a job. Don’t use sneaky SEO practices and URLs to gain from someone else’s hard work.

@DamTheNiger @#$*&^!

@DLauro I need this FAST.

Urgent: how long do I microwave a 23lb frozen #turkey? Thanks in advance.

@txgal bed? I’m just gonna sleep where I am on the floor.