@DLauro I need this FAST.
@bfgreen nothing fast about this. The Googles say 9mins per pound in the microwave, almost 4 hours. That's not frozen, couldn't find it for frozen. probably 5plus
@DLauro We can build self driving cars, but try and cook a frozen turkey and it's like trying to decode the Genome! Pizza it is...
@DamTheNiger @#$*&^!
@bfgreen You're fucked. Pop a flare & order out.
@TKW406 P-I-Z-Z-A the original Thanksgiving feast
@bfgreen How long ya got?