@Beanc and they will be.
The Dark Days of Spring 2023 and the sequel, Woe of All Involved

@Beanc you did mention a broken coffee machine.

@realDDGlover
Those get fun collective nouns.
aerie, convocation, jubilee, soar, and tower

@Social_Moi
See also the Moon.

Moon Pi

@BreakingNews
US Air Force issued a statement accusing the Russian aircraft of acting in a “reckless, environmentally unsound and unprofessional manner.”

So in other words, like the Russian airforce.

@kel had a dog who thought they were 🤢

@th3j35t3r @AndersonArtwork
Everyone's invited to this party...

@DJNoneYa
Okay I did some investigation and it seems that the Manhattan District Attorney exists.

Was there anything else?

@sheseala Oh, so close! Just a simple and complete misunderstanding

Bellingcat is hiring:
Tech Community Facilitator
Tech Fellow
Tech Writer
https://www.bellingcat.com/bellingcat-is-hiring-tech-community-facilitator/

https://www.bellingcat.com/become-a-bellingcat-tech-fellow-2/

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#jobs

Reasons I need an autonomous coffee robot:
#9999 Puppy asleep on my feet.

@MrGoat fwiw yandex/images has some close matches but they in turn look fake.

@sheseala Stringers are not more difficult than a banister. They didn't have the right lumber? Or they're just being cute. And like hitting their head.

@Graci
IMO at no point in time does an opossum smell even tolerable.

And if you ever need to eat one...well, do yourself a HUGE favor and dip it in boiling water first.

#glands #nuffSaid

@TetsuKaba @Dane @Alfred why can't we land on Europa _twice_

Not well known that @stueytheround is a founding member of The Beat.

#keepHisSecret

Snow.

*blinkblink*

Huh.

#snow

@raspberrypanda @ChristopherNoyesRoberts
Aha! I get a text pop-up if I hover over the text on the right.

@SPFX December of what year? Maybe it was from before expiration dates were established. 🧐

@raspberrypanda
Browser thing maybe?

Firefox 110.0 nothing happens on image hover.