@raspberrypanda
Sorry -- can't understand. Hover over....the instagram link? When I do that I just see the full URL.

@Jene_Sais_Quoi They posted 47 minutes ago, but yeah, cracked egg and zeroed follow/follower etc numbers. 🤔

@Alt_Human
Weird he didn't take credit for that one.

#buhdumtishhhhh

@sheseala
For anyone who needs to know
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats

@phase
...which is why John Deere's attitude offends me. Really they want to make it impossible to fix a _tractor_ on the farm?? Whaaaaat

@tmbrown327
So....different point: That's an SUV. Ford is not selling any cars in the USA now. Trucks and SUVs.

@24thCenturyMan like anything else, just have to practice

Tomorrow will be 2 minutes and 15 seconds longer.* Gonna get so much more done!

*YMMV https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/
#nap #probably

@stueytheround @InvaderGzim soon we will be able to change our DNA settings too. mRNA vaccines are step 1.

And then you REALLY don't want get that error

@th3j35t3r
Someone in Elon's life needs to pin him to the floor and tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on his forehead in bigass red letters.

Yeah, Snowcrash reference. I happen to think it's a great idea.

@th3j35t3r
As the VP Legal and Ethical Compliance for Twitter, Imma need you to take this post down.

@sjvn
One might think it would be simpler with chickens. But no.

"Why is chicken broth the first ingredient in chicken broth?"

https://www.eater.com/23552129/what-is-in-store-bought-chicken-stock

Lazy metaphor for Musk organizations turns out to be actual fact: steering wheels fall off Teslas.

Nothing left to say really.

https://apnews.com/article/musk-tesla-electric-vehicle-steering-wheel-c69867f4eb15bc582d956c309aeba95b

#elon #Tesla #musk

@cornered I need to get on it. Like taking myself to a root canal though.

@cornered oh wow, what are "income taxes"??!

@spacesloth @MrGoat Maybe more than 10, then

@spacesloth you've got a thermometer shot for 155

@spacesloth
Broil for 4 mins, then 350 for 10. How big are they?

@th3j35t3r
Very normal best business practices.

#spacex? #tesla? #noThanks

@TheRuralProgressive
Yep. GM alone has a dozen new EV models coming out, and the ability to mass produce.

Ford says they'll triple Lightning production this year -- not a Tesla competitor but demonstrates industrial capacity