@th3j35t3r
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@th3j35t3r
“You are not a product to be sold. Join our community and be free to just be. Safely. #NoManipulation #NoTrolls #NoAds” counter.social

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@th3j35t3r
Some <280 character (collated) enticements for convenience:

“Join the revolution! Our service is powered by YOU for YOU. Creativity, expertise, stability, security, safety & transparency. #NoAds #NoTrolls #NoAbuse” counter.social

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@Brisse So turns out @ Alfred kind of can play mad libs if you ask him to fill in missing words. Works at least with well known text

@Alfred Incorrect. Teeth is the answer

@Alfred what is the answer to the riddle:
Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still

@Alfred And what is the answer

@Alfred what is the missing word:
Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand ___

@Madken65 yeah this. I don't think they will, but they could always hire Carlson back, like a heel in professional wrestling. After a little period of penance. Give him a slightly different persona.

Or just find some other damaged schmuck like the line before him.

I've never had cable tv. Seem to be okay.
If a bunch of folks cancelled their accounts we'd see less of this mess. Try it, you might like it!

@AndersonArtwork @th3j35t3r Not to mention, are they just about the biggest weapon factory and buyer in Europe about now?

@spacesloth That?

That's no problem. That is...no...prob...
(muffled conversation)

Hey, uh, Space? Don't you feel like a walk outside would be good right about now?

Right now Space. (rumble of helicopters approaching)

@JolieSaboteuse
What's that? I didn't hear you, somebody got fired?

@kenc313 @LiberalLibrarian Now I got it. yea and if she does, it will live on the web forever.

@jjmacnab
I am completely over that whiney parasite. Hope they drag his whole butt to jail.

@kenc313 @LiberalLibrarian ...made the mistake of checking urban dictionary. Mental note: Don't do that.

@kenc313 @LiberalLibrarian
oooh Imma learn something now. What's a cabbage patch?

doing renovations on a shed, pulled up a rotted deck board and exposed a rat nest with two babies.

I feel...bad? They're rats and they're constantly chewing into stuff and generally being a nuisance. But these are tiny and not ready for battle.

Welp. Left them be for a bit. Either a parent gets them or a cat/snake/bird. Sorry. I think.

Pause all that, hang on this is important.

"GIF Freelancer" is a job role?