It sounded like a fucking elephant just crashed on my back deck - nope, just a cicada.
I knew because as soon as it landed, it let off its death scream, which made me deaf.
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@EnochianEntropy saw that yesterday and a cicada wasp promptly landed on it and did a horrible thing
@b4cks4w Wasps gonna wasp.
Glad they’re not wasping me, wasp on, wasp.