Why yes, Gunther, (or shall I call you David, the failed cop from Harker Heights TX who became a warbling grifter), I do pee sitting down.
I pee sitting down because that way, I will never miss the bowl and make a mess of my own toilet surround or floor, or anybody else's.
That, I think, is what you might, in your yobbish moronic world, term being Woke.
Yours, proudly Woke
Texas

P.S. Go fuck yourself.