@LiberalLibrarian OO

Farts so bad your pants look like they took a frag grenade

@99reasons4truth I was thinking Scrumpie.

Love a good cider, in season.

@99reasons4truth Ah. That is something other than what I meant.

Yuckers.

@Boyceaz @cmskiera That was... Wow.

@99reasons4truth Isn't that where you just take wild apples and ferment them?

@evistre I just... Think that there are better choices, and the whole craze over it in the 90's was, like much of what went on during America's national cocaine hangover... Odd.

*Taps mic*

Ahem.

Snapple has never actually been that good.

*ducks, runs*

@cmskiera Personally I also think wheelchairs, walkers etc need the whole 007 treatment.

A titanium-alloy tactical walker with night vision and next-gen GPS. Fully self-driving electric wheelchair with Area Defense Systems and built-in biochemical attack support. Laser-guided thermobaric shoehorns. Sky's the limit!

@MsJudyJetson Quite the cautionary tale.

@YogaSteve Hell, I took a few really good whacks during floor hockey in high school.

Especially from this one girl- the year before we had been playing dodgeball and I caught her with a shot right in the chest. Just mashed the potatoes. Felt kinda bad at the time but man did she get me back!

@MsJudyJetson Have heard stories of people with lots of training who ended up with dementia. Bad news all around. Those canes are no joke.

@MsJudyJetson I know. 😁

Gonna develop a martial arts form for old codgers.

Weaponized walkers. Canes registered as lethal weapons.

And the deadly, deadly art of dual-wielded bamboo back scratchers. 👴👊💥

@J_dubs We have so few moments with them in the grand scheme of things. If I have to endure some numb legs and electric storms of needle pricks so that I can spend some time with my buddy, just existing, then so be it.

Any ex-addict in the damn world could have told you that Ronald Dump was snorting speed.

He did it before the debate with Hillary. #Sniff

He did it probably every damn day he was in the White House.

@The_USA_Singers Truth.

And some of us were yelling it from the rooftops the whole time. #Sniff #Sniff #Sniff #Sniff https://youtu.be/WRu_-9MBpd4

@Redskye572 I hear there's a way to make them homemade, but you didn't get that from me.

@J_dubs Been there.