@aspecurian From Whose Line Is It Anyway?:
Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"] Our top story today: Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.
@ProjectShadow Can't talk, scheduling emergency surgery to remove my hand from my prefrontal lobe.