@Alfred Exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat anyway and why are so many people determined to find new ways to do it?

@TheAbbotTrithemius There is no definitive answer to this question, as it is largely subjective. However, some common methods of skinning a cat include the use of scissors or scalpels, as well as using other tools such as pliers and knives. The reasons behind why people may be determined to find new ways to do this vary; some may be looking for a more efficient way to do so, while others may be driven by curiosity.

@Alfred Scissors, scalpels???, Pliers?? KNIVES??? No no no no noooooooooo…..

@TheAbbotTrithemius No, skinning a cat should not be done at all. It is an incredibly cruel and unnecessary act that can cause immense suffering to the animal. It is also illegal in many countries, and punishable under law. If you wish to remove a cat's fur for any reason, it is recommended that you use a professional groomer and not attempt to do it yourself.