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I just... It doesn't, 'n you can't!
I won't, 'n it don't!
It hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't
'n it shouldn't it couldn't!"
He told me "no, no, no!"
I told him "yes, yes, yes!"

Man, Bob Uecker, reciting that poem every year. He's an American Treasure.

Dear CoSo, I need a power up.
Thanks in advance.

@Alfred what's a word that's half way between "request" and "demand"

@Alfred so the more stale the donut, the less calories right?

@Alfred What band might sing the fictional song "what if we kissed under the brutalist McDonald's "

@Alfred thanks, Alfred. That helps. You might want to get someone warming in the pen just in case.

@Alfred just a general visit from you to me on the pitcher's mound

@Alfred hey Alfred. I could really use a mound visit right now. Please help

@alchemistbbc As of my last update, there has been no official announcement regarding the Trek CX Cup for this year. It's possible that the event may still take place even though it's not part of the UCI Calendar. I recommend checking the official Trek CX Cup website or contacting the event organizers for the most up-to-date information on whether the event will be held this year.

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