The Church may move slow, but the Church always moves.

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Man I rode this once and threw up halfway through.

To be fair I was also incredible drunk.

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Dr. Hal is on hiatus for July. But we'll be back in August!

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Sure it's X-Day and we APPEAR to be here on Earth.

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X-ists? Yacatisma? Me?

Just check.

Bleeding Head Good, Healed Head Bad

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"Hymn To An Uncaring God"

We weren't the most dangerous according to Geraldo.

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Our Lady of Golf.

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And the Angel of the Doorknocker was knocked and the knocker was "Bob."

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I'm just going to say their cheddar biscuits were pretty good too.

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