Allergies were created by JHVH-1 just because he's an asshole.

These posters used to be everywhere. During The Memory Wars, a cache of originals was secreted somewhere in the midwest. A crafty #SubGenius could make a mint if they found them!

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Cable news keeps melting down over any #SubGenius event.

Some very cool people I know need help as they found their house is basically falling apart and they kinda got screwed. Go help 'em out.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/our-house-is-a-death-trap-and-we-have-to-move

Remember those youthful #SubGenius days when we found where the 'frop machine was hidden at school?

If someone says their religion should be the law of the land, there's no reason to argue their theology. Why listen to them if you're no part of their religion (or even if you are)?

Well, actually there may be one reason to argue . . . https://www.xenofact.com/2023/06/07/the-separation-of-religion-and-being-an-a-hole/

We of the Church of the #SubGenius often talk about the Perfect Burger. But I think I seek the Perfect Burrito.

And though the Perfect Burger is a platonic ideal reached through each burger, somehow Burritos are so awesome it's easier to appreciate that.

To really get something out of religion you need a sense of humor.

"Bob" is the symbol.

"Bob" is the revelation of meaning.

"Bob" is the meaning.

"Bob" is the turning of meaning into a symbol.

#SubGenius

The #SubGenius knows the greatest knowledge is Knowledge of "Bob."

But you can't know "Bob."

Which means knowing "Bob" is knowing of nothing, which is the gateway to everything.

There are no objects, just very slow and persistent actions.

Microcosm Publishing does it again with a big bundle to help LGBTQIA+ people in red states. https://microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/books/51977

Ever think how much of our life is spent in entirely unnecessary commutes?

I damn well did today.

A simple #SubGenius poster to inspire you - and remind you that when you join, if you DON'T get saved, you get TRIPLE your money back!

If there is indeed a multiverse, no small amount of people would be angry that people they made miserable in this universe are happier in another.

I have a few thoughts about writing, publishing, art, and why experimenting is good for you. https://www.xenofact.com/2023/05/30/writing-publishing-and-whats-next/

OK folks, ready to get hammered on 3 penis wine? https://www.delish.com/food/news/a39631/three-penises-alcohol/

And yeah, sticking with "Xine" for my personal zines because it's an enjoyable bit of pretention.