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When life got busy, sometimes I had to set my meditations to "maintenance mode" - and learned more about myself and meditation by doing this. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/10/07/maintenance-mode-meditation/

Your "Bob" for 10--6-2024

"Bob" branches out. Reaches into everything. He is the patch, the enhancement.

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Your "Bob" for 10/5/2024

"Bob" resonates through time, thus you find his face and symbol throughout history, even on fossils.

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A long week at work ends. Time for Slack.

Your "Bob" for 10/4/2024

"Bob" is right. It never ended.

Neither does the church, which you can join at https://www.SubGenius.com/

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We await the Stark Fist of Retrieval. Where JHVH-1 will save us from the Pinks.

. . . and he doesn't know what he's getting into.

Your "Bob" for 10/2/2024

The Celestial "Bob." When you are looking at the sky, aren't you also looking at "Bob?"

Also take a look at https://www.SubGenius.com/ and join and donate.

SubGenii admit when we're stupid. We pull off our pants and roll in our mistakes unless our mistakes involve broken glass or something.

Pinks cling to their mistakes and act like they don't make them, which explains a LOT about the world.

Remember, the Dobbstown Mirror is the official zine of the Church! Run by the official Onan!

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Your "Bob" for 9/30/2024

Leaving "Bob" just leads to "Bob."

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A Messiah can be a meditation - and in fact, may be better that way so you don't OVERTHINK them when you should be being LIKE them. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/10/01/the-messiah-is-the-method/

Your "Bob" for today, 9/29/2024

It's hard to grasp "Bob" as he's got such a good grip on your mind.

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Friend: This is a great Dumas story.

Me: Excuse me, it's pronounced Dumbass.

"Bob" rules.
"Bob" does not make rules.
That is why "Bob" rules.

It would rule if you got a membership and/or made a donation at http://www.subgenius.com/

The Angel of Silent Suffering.

"It watches what no one else sees and says nothing."

"Bob" for today, 9/25/2024

Inside all of us is an undead ghoul screaming to get out. "Bob" just lets his express itself more often.

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