Remember The Perfect Burger is a metaphor. It doesn't have to be a burger!

For me, I love burritos. They're my Perfect Burger. They're burritos BUT ALSO the Burger.

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So do you need a SubGenius zine in your life? Of course you do!

You need The Vault of Slack! #3 is out now, and #4 will be out in August!

https://ko-fi.com/s/cd8aa8a198

https://www.VaultOfSlack.com/

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As we saw Microsoft is reducing their plans for Recall.

Remember big organizations are shockingly delicate as are their leaders. They're loaded with overpaid middle managers, bad decisions, and dreadfully afraid of any hit. So raise hell.

We can make a better world by BEING ASSHOLES.

"The Church of the SubGenius makes fun of religion."

No, it's a reminder that the only real religion is one where you can laugh. Where there is truth there is laughter.

Man I went through 3 copies of this.

Silicon Valley really just created Christianity 2.0. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/06/13/we-invented-our-past-again/

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So when’s the next Ask Dr. Hal Show? June 16th! 6PM PST, 9 PM EST! As usual you can see it at https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

Send love offerings here: https://ko-fi.com/askdrhal/donate

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We all need a Fropout shelter now and then.

Neurodivergent?

I'm a SubGenius. We're Neuro-Path-Not-Taken.