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Answering the call requires about $50 bucks.

Money talks.

It talks to "Bob"

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Back in the 80s someone put these up all over my dorm room one April.

No one caught them. Well, no one THINKS they got caught.

The Large and the Small.

We're not promising that everyone who joins the Church of the SubGenius gets a chance to have sex with aliens.

But we're pretty sure a lot of us would if given the chance, so why not hang out with your fellow weirdoes?

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"Pay At The Pump"

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After the Eclipse and the Key Bridge Disaster, I ask - are conspiracy theorists even trying anymore?

Because the responses seem pretty lame and unimaginative.

https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/14/are-they-even-trying-anymore/

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Pastor declares Austism awareness week demonic, and I got nothing.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/education/2024/04/04/private-school-pastor-cancels-autism-week-says-activities-demonic/73202803007/

"Bob" is the drug.

Do "Bob." It's easier. And kinkier

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Whoo, just sold another copy of Vault of Slack 2!

So go grab yourself a copy!

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