Will Aliens invade this Christmas?

The SubGenius can't say for sure - but we can SELL you the answer for sure!

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If you don't, subscribe THEN get a friend to sign up.

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I get why Moore changed the comic.

People told children to fear witches as they would steal them and eat them.

Actually, they really feared the witches would steal children and TEACH them.

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OK folks are arguing over the Minnesota flag so I fixed it for you.

Get you a "Bob" https://online.localauctions.com/auction/3996/item/century-bob-with-base-68h-has-repaired-cheek-5905856/

Thanks to everyone who sent me photos of the Taboo club!

They proved to be very useful in my research. Even the fake ones.

. . . especially the fake ones.

Sure a lot of modern mysticism is filled with bullshit about body energies and the like. But there might be some virtue there in how we RETHINK ourselves. https://www.xenofact.com/2023/12/18/rethinking-our-bodies/

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OK Dr. Hal is on in 30 minutes! Be there or not be there! https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

We need some of George Santos' DNA to see if he's one of "Bob's" Illegitimate Children.

This usually ran on Dobbstown TV, but I realized lately it also showed up on the Skippy DeVega show.

An important reminder. The #SubGenius can be anyone.

This is why we shall triumph.

The last Ask Doctor Hal Show of the year (and history, if the Xists arrive early) is at 6 PM PST/9PM EST on December 17th!

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I don't remember the Memory Wars, per se. But somehow I remember fighting with you all.

We won, even at cost.

And if we persevere they won't happen again.

#SubGenius

OK, who still has their copy?

So wow there wasn't a plague of organized crime looting retail stories it was just made up like most of us thought. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/08/business/organized-shoplifting-retail-crime-theft-retraction.html

It's Monday, time for a little self-promotion.

I do zines over at https://ko-fi.com/xenofact

Get the latest I edited and did layout/art for - The Vault of Slack. An entire team of MUTANTS came together to start a NEW ZINE. https://ko-fi.com/s/60b4503279

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