Sure a lot of modern mysticism is filled with bullshit about body energies and the like. But there might be some virtue there in how we RETHINK ourselves. https://www.xenofact.com/2023/12/18/rethinking-our-bodies/

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OK Dr. Hal is on in 30 minutes! Be there or not be there! https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

We need some of George Santos' DNA to see if he's one of "Bob's" Illegitimate Children.

This usually ran on Dobbstown TV, but I realized lately it also showed up on the Skippy DeVega show.

An important reminder. The #SubGenius can be anyone.

This is why we shall triumph.

The last Ask Doctor Hal Show of the year (and history, if the Xists arrive early) is at 6 PM PST/9PM EST on December 17th!

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I don't remember the Memory Wars, per se. But somehow I remember fighting with you all.

We won, even at cost.

And if we persevere they won't happen again.

#SubGenius

OK, who still has their copy?

So wow there wasn't a plague of organized crime looting retail stories it was just made up like most of us thought. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/08/business/organized-shoplifting-retail-crime-theft-retraction.html

It's Monday, time for a little self-promotion.

I do zines over at https://ko-fi.com/xenofact

Get the latest I edited and did layout/art for - The Vault of Slack. An entire team of MUTANTS came together to start a NEW ZINE. https://ko-fi.com/s/60b4503279

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Meditation, identity, self, and how it seems that part of what makes our identity is the speed of thoughts.

https://www.xenofact.com/2023/12/11/moving-at-the-speed-of-self/

Just a reminder. the Vault of Slack at www.VaultOfSlack.com IS LOOKING FOR SUBGENIUS CONTRIBUTORS.

If you're part of the church, hit me up.

If not, JOIN THE CHURCH AND DONATE MONEY, then hit me up.

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If not you better subscribe! Otherwise you'll be left behind!

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And it is here - the new #SubGenius Zine VAULT OF SLACK!

With contributions by young and seasoned Yetikin, this is 20 pages PLUS MIND MELTING COVER AND MORE of SubGenius wisdom, rants, and more! Come for Time Control magic and weird products, stay for Devo reviews and tales of the Moonshrimp invasion!

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Remember to make sure you have at least ONE copy of "The Book of the SubGenius" to protect you from Pinkness. But one in each room is better!

www.SubGenius.com

Today’s Slackful Recommendation:

Urban Exploration - Take a city or town or even neighborhood and just take a walk. Explore, see what’s there, take random turns. You will inevitably find mysteries and wonders, fun shops and unique restaurants, strangeness and real life truths. Getting to know a place is a mystical experience and incredibly Slackful.

Remember when Skippy DeVega got these films to run right after his talk show? We really have to find what happened to him.