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OK look is anyone NOT flipping on Trump? https://abcnews.go.com/US/chief-staff-mark-meadows-granted-immunity-tells-special/story?id=104231281

Gotta make falcon payments.

It's very important to remember that the GOP's stumbling, incoherent attempts to find a speaker may be terrifying, but that doesn't stop it from being *funny*.

Saying “it doesn’t affect me” is the fastest way to ensure that someday it will.

Another classic #SubGenius Defense Poster.

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Hypochondria leads to self-examination, Taoist metaphor, and more for your author. https://www.xenofact.com/2023/10/23/the-tao-of-health-and-neuroses/

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Many people worship the rich and powerful, because the alternative is to confront that very flawed and foolish people have money and power.

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I am constantly stunned at people's ability to shoot themselves in the dick and call it marksmanship.

Remember, the job is temporary. "Bob" is forever. Let "Bob" give you ideas of how to cope with that job . . .

There is nothing more disorderly than people clamoring for more order, for they all think they are the one to bring it.

Many people have claimed to have found this shop from decades ago.

What's weird is at least half of them say it's still operational and "Bob" is still there.

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