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Many people worship the rich and powerful, because the alternative is to confront that very flawed and foolish people have money and power.

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There is no statement so honest a liar won’t try to make use of it.

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I am constantly stunned at people's ability to shoot themselves in the dick and call it marksmanship.

Remember, the job is temporary. "Bob" is forever. Let "Bob" give you ideas of how to cope with that job . . .

There is nothing more disorderly than people clamoring for more order, for they all think they are the one to bring it.

Many people have claimed to have found this shop from decades ago.

What's weird is at least half of them say it's still operational and "Bob" is still there.

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Regret has a way of creating itself.

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The high of spiritual activity is all well and good - but if there's not more, you're just getting stoned.

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The desire for unchanging permanence is the cause of much misery.

"Bob" Dobbs has been rizzed by Livvy.

Anyone wishing for a dictator is really saying they want you dead if you get in the way of their fantasy.

A timeless message from "Bob" for every #subgenius

Remember these posters on the Dobbstown tours?