The reason terrible people have time to be terrible is that's their lifestyle. It's their religion, their hobby.

Afraid to join the Church of the #SubGenius ? Then you're missing people who can rant like this!

https://www.SubGenius.com/

Look, we can explain.

Ok we can't, but the Church of the #SubGenius doesn't promise to explain everything!

https://www.SubGenius.com/

Some things are priceless, but it helps to pay for them so you remember that.

And one of the most priceless things? Joining the church of the SubGenius!

https://www.SubGenius.com/

Hey folks, go support Cathode Cinema. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-cathode-cinema

Its a handy print-and distribute flyer/poster to get people to join the Church of the #SubGenius - how can you resist printing it out and putting it everywhere?

Join #SubGenius internet defense - does YOUR website belong on the list?

We gotta wait another year for the X-ists to come take every saved #SubGenius - until then print this talisman to protect you from pinkness.

The Cheese Printer is a joke but . . . man this is too close to reality.

IDIOTS: Lizzo is not attractive!

ME: Allow me to reference the scholar Sir Mix-A-Lot so you can shut up.

Nope, won't be going to Threads. I got this place and a small Mastoinstance.

I post my thoughts on how the most valuable occult/relgious/mystic experiences are ones that shock us. https://www.xenofact.com/2023/07/06/shock-the-mystic/

OK look we're sad X-day didn't come. As a #SubGenius, here's a consolation, print out this Midcentury Modern poster to remind yourself it WILL come.

See you all on the Saucers . . .

Suddenly having trouble finding a #SubGenius ? Well hold on until tomorrow, which we call X-Day . . .

This X-Day Eve let's remember @onan who runs this server, runs the Dobbstown mirror, and helps ensure a more SubGeniusly world.

And the best way to remember him is to join the church, join the dobbstown mirror and send him money.

The Church - https://www.subgenius.com/

The Mirror - https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown/posts

The Onan - https://dobbstown.org/things-to-buy/

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Man, I saw this #SubGenius ad all over the place back in the day.