"Angel of Self-Loathing"

Your "Bob" for 11/21/2024

"Bob" is a Divine Mystery.

That is all that can be said.

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"Planetary Juggler"

Your "Bob" for 11/19/2024

Operation Timetruck never ended.

But you can keep it going. Send "Bob" money at https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" For 11/17/2024

When a butterfly flaps its wings, the world can change.

But look at the butterfly closer.

And after looking, send money to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/16/2024
"Bob" lifts us up where we belong.

Like a balloon, he's filled with hot air. Yet it lifts him upward. We join with him.

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Your "Bob" for Today, 11/14/2024

You can't bottle "Bob" but boy we've tried.

To show appreciation, go spend money at https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" For Today, 11/12/2024

"Bob" is the treasure.

Send regular, boring, old treasure to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" for 11/10/2024

When I awoke with the hangover, I asked "Bob" why he had abandoned me. I pointed at all the glasses of Hi-Balls I had slammed.

"When you slept, I drank for you!" He said, and I wept.

"Bob" is your drinking buddy for all time. Donating to https://www.subgenius.com/ is the right thing to do.

"Apiary Dreams"

Your "Bob" For 11/9/2024

Your future is "Bob"

Your future is joining, donating, and buying at https://www.subgenius.com/

The future is bright. In a SubGenius way!

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/7/2024

Whatever your sign, "Bob" is your "Go" sign.

Go to https://www.subgenius.com/ and go give money!

Your "Bob" For Today, 11/4/2024

Biblically Accurate "Bob."

It would be accurate to say you should donate to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 11/2/2024

That's not a censorship bar, your brain just can't imagine the glory of "Bob's" crotch.

But YOU can imagine donating to https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" for Today, 10/31/2024

Halloween is a strange time for "Bob." Despite his great Wardrobe of Eternity, people always know it's him for some reason.

And this Halloween, treat YOURSELF buy buying stuff or donating to https://www.SubGenius.com/

Pray to the predator, you're the prey.

Your "Bob" For Today, 10/30/2024

"Bob" is eternal, he is the loop.

And you should be regularly giving money to https://www.subgenius.com/

Your "Bob" for 10/29/2024

A little known power of "Bob" is he can make anything look good as a hat.

And YOU look good when you donate to and buy from https://www.SubGenius.com/

You're "Bob" for Today, 10/27/2024.

Pull back the curtain, "Bob" is there.

Pull back the curtain with your cash at https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" For Today, 10/23/2024

This diagram should make everything clear.

If it's not clear, then send money to https://www.SubGenius.com/

It may not help, but then at least you're thinking about something else.

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