I remember how people cried when the 'Frop machines were taken out of schools.

What memories do you have of these wondrous #SubGenius machines?

The Love of Money Is The Root of All Evil.

Fortunately for the #SubGenius we're looking at more of a "Friends with Benefits" relationship with money.

Every #SubGenius knows that a great summer pleasure is reading the word of "Bob" in the pleasant weather. Or indoors away from the heat.

Remember each of "Bob's" dots has a unique trait or power.

#SubGenius

The cover for this book was painted from life by a clever #SubGenius. How they got the two of them to stay still is classified.

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Afraid to join the Church of the #SubGenius ? Then you're missing people who can rant like this!

https://www.SubGenius.com/

Look, we can explain.

Ok we can't, but the Church of the #SubGenius doesn't promise to explain everything!

https://www.SubGenius.com/

Its a handy print-and distribute flyer/poster to get people to join the Church of the #SubGenius - how can you resist printing it out and putting it everywhere?

Join #SubGenius internet defense - does YOUR website belong on the list?

We gotta wait another year for the X-ists to come take every saved #SubGenius - until then print this talisman to protect you from pinkness.

The Cheese Printer is a joke but . . . man this is too close to reality.

OK look we're sad X-day didn't come. As a #SubGenius, here's a consolation, print out this Midcentury Modern poster to remind yourself it WILL come.

Suddenly having trouble finding a #SubGenius ? Well hold on until tomorrow, which we call X-Day . . .

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Man, I saw this #SubGenius ad all over the place back in the day.

The church of the #SubGenius needs you! Join us up. Weirdos Need Heroes!

http://www.subgenius.com/

Find your Pokemon. http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/

At Dobbstown, every #SubGenius takes comfort in knowing the Citizen Psycho-Monitoring Alliance acts as "Bob's" eyes - and mind.

Haven't read the Book of the #SubGenius ? Then read it!

If you have read it, read it again!

Get a copy here, signed and dated by Ivan Stang himself - https://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/books.htm