The latest post from the Church of the Unanswered Question! How do #SubGeniuses handle people asking for "real" prophecies?

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I remember having this up in my college dorm room. Or think I did.

Being a #SubGenius means you do some pretty wild stuff.

There's no reason to join the Church of the #SubGenius because of peer pressure. Unless you want to.

Just some good #SubGenius advice! Remember living for "Bob" is better than that crappy job!

Are you a #SubGenius or pretend to be so you look cool? Remember outreach is how we beat The Conspiracy!

Dollars for Dobbs! Souls for Slack!

My latest Xine is out - a roundup of my first twelve columns!

You can get the PDF here:
https://xenofact.itch.io/xenofacts-xine-1
https://ko-fi.com/s/53030bd9aa

And Print here:
https://ko-fi.com/s/0372279abc

#SubGenius

A classic Dobbstown poster reminding every #SubGenius that the apocalypse is EVERYONE's responsibility.

There's no "I" in Armageddon!

Remember, the Book of the #SubGenius is your defense against Pinkness!

So buy one or more.

Another Xine comes together.

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As we here at the Church of the Unanswered question dig into classic Dobbstown posters, we're finding a lot of great memorabilia, and we can reconstruct the rest.

Any #SubGenius remember this one from your visits (Memory Wars notwithstanding)?

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They couldn't stop us the.

Can't stop us now.

The Beatles said they were bigger than Jesus, but the Church of the #SubGenius is bigger than Satan!

Many a #SubGenius still has questions about the Omega Contingency. Here at the Church of the Unanswered Question, we should be able to answer your questions. Or at least do the reverse.

Are you ready to defend weirdness? Join #SubGenius Civil Defense! Weirdoes Need Heroes!

Ok everyone, remember to tell everyone about the Omega Contingency so they don't talk about the Omega Contingency.

#SubGenius

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Afraid of Alien Invasion? If you're a #SubGenius you know there's no reason to fear - team up with them!