Your "Bob" for 10/9/2024

When "Bob" comes along/
give him money.

Or give it to "Connie"/
that's his honey.

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Your "Bob" for 10/8/2024

"Bob" loves money. That means he loves you because you, like money, have worth.

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Your "Bob" for 10-7-2024

"Bob" is surprising. No one is more surprised by "Bob" than "Bob" which is why he's so chill.

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Your "Bob" for 10--6-2024

"Bob" branches out. Reaches into everything. He is the patch, the enhancement.

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Your "Bob" for 10/5/2024

"Bob" resonates through time, thus you find his face and symbol throughout history, even on fossils.

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Your "Bob" for 10/4/2024

"Bob" is right. It never ended.

Neither does the church, which you can join at https://www.SubGenius.com/

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We await the Stark Fist of Retrieval. Where JHVH-1 will save us from the Pinks.

. . . and he doesn't know what he's getting into.

Your "Bob" for 10/2/2024

The Celestial "Bob." When you are looking at the sky, aren't you also looking at "Bob?"

Also take a look at https://www.SubGenius.com/ and join and donate.

Remember, the Dobbstown Mirror is the official zine of the Church! Run by the official Onan!

Send him your official money. Or actually any money honestly.

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Your "Bob" for 9/30/2024

Leaving "Bob" just leads to "Bob."

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Your "Bob" for today, 9/29/2024

It's hard to grasp "Bob" as he's got such a good grip on your mind.

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"Bob" rules.
"Bob" does not make rules.
That is why "Bob" rules.

It would rule if you got a membership and/or made a donation at http://www.subgenius.com/

The Angel of Silent Suffering.

"It watches what no one else sees and says nothing."

"Bob" for today, 9/25/2024

Inside all of us is an undead ghoul screaming to get out. "Bob" just lets his express itself more often.

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JHVH-1 saw the very idea of "Bob" and panicked.

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