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Yeah if you wonder, it's closed now.

Look, sometimes you just get a weird idea for a tram and build it then sober up.

Everyone does Excremeditation.

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There's a lot that's creepy about this ad, but the decades old URL is the most disturbing.

We're still figuring if this is linked to Operation Timetruck or some other #SubGenius TimeControl experiment.

Burn it? We print two.

Ban it? We sell five.

"Bob" haunts the dream of censors and bookburners everywhere.

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Giovanni Battista Leonetti's picture of Epictetus, who I was recently introduced to.

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Gotta make falcon payments.

Another classic #SubGenius Defense Poster.

Lately, I heard rumors SOMEONE (or thing) is posting them up again.

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Operation Timetruck update!

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