@Excitable_Girl
😂

How in the hell could a person enjoy being awakened at 6 AM by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and be asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

— Charles Bukowski

Trumpets start whining out that famous theme

If I were in the mafia and told to “make it look like an accident” I’d just yell WHOOPSIE each time I fired a gun

@PR4UK @JailTheTrumps
A porn movie shot by Woody Allen then

#Russia fired 106 missiles at #Ukraine yesterday, informs the MOD.
74 were cruise missiles and 32 were C-300s.
Ukrainian air defenses intercepted 61 missiles.
Russia also launched 28 Iranian-made kamikaze drones of which 22 were shot down by Ukrainian air defenses.

#RussiaIsAFascistState

@Shilohx the analogy escapes me

I know very little about golden retrievers

@PR4UK @Jezibaba
Ah, so god is that gypsy woman selling pan scrubbers at the marketplace entrance.
Sometimes she yells out “Roach poison!” in memory of her genocidal days of the Old Testament era

@PR4UK @JailTheTrumps
They unwrap for 29 minutes to discover that his dick had rotted off 🥸

@kel
Lol I did not see that coming

@PR4UK @JailTheTrumps
Or a mummy

@Shilohx
Ours went for farming purposes and carriages mainly.
Equine sports weren’t a thing around those parts back then

@NMWoman
The bay’s name is Virtuoso, and the black guy’s called Magister but everyone calls him Maggie 😅

@PR4UK
I admire wood handiwork 😍

@Shilohx
My great grandpa did that :)
Then Bolsheviks stole his farm and drove half the family abroad 😑

@PR4UK
Thanks!
These were made by a magazine, the size of the camera alone was scaring the big hoofed bunnies to hell

@Shilohx
For about a minute 😁