@FrankCannon this reminded me of the one when a grandpa was complaining that in the good old times you mother gave you a dollar and you went to the store and got groceries, medicines, cigarettes and a can of pop soda. “Can’t do that anymore, they got them goddamn cameras everywhere.”

@ayankdownunder @TiarePalau Frappe time 😋

When you show up to work high af

An old couple is sitting in a church when she notices everyone turning and staring. She leans to her husband and says: “I just let out a silent fart, why is everyone looking at me namely?”
“I think you need to change the batteries in your hearing aid, honey.”

*sorry everyone, I’ll see myself out*

@p3R1n01D I take issue with the part where it says “we need you to come back” — actually, they need him to die so they get “coffin money” or a Lada car

This… is correct 😶

@gemswinc appears to be a recent photo.
Author’s name is Joel Bissel, American

The frozen Michigan lake has scales

@CanisPundit Even picture books have speech bubbles with spelling in them

@DarksideStraxus But he still leads the votes for the all star weekend and is going to be named captain again. Fanboyism is rampant in the basketball realm.

@DarksideStraxus A lovely shot

I love going to grodge sales but only in warm weather when it's enough da grease outside

Something very British is happening here, I s'pose

@keyrocco George Santos is the new Lebron James

Victoria's Secret, a collection for herrings

@sentientdessert Relaxalotles are my favorites