@TubunMuzuru @mikeharmanos
Also, Georgia.

Haha burn

#Muskrat

@whonat
The zombie whisperers?
Wow that sounds ridiculous already

Wanted to get up early and go for a run but then I remembered that I don’t wanna

#TheWalkingDead

Norman Reedus’s handless brother’s bayonet prosthetic.

- why is the prosthetic so conveniently long? Surely not to hide his perfectly healthy hand inside, right? 🤭

@peeppeepcircus
As one Russian opposition leader said, at this stage Putin could jump up on the conference table, squat in the middle of it and take a shit, and his loving subjects will applaud and bow in a great fit of gratitude

#TheWalkingDead

The katana wielding ninja chick.
She’s followed around by two armless zombies with chained collars who appear to have had their jaws removed.

- why don’t they lunge at her and attempt to gnaw her with their toothless mouths? Is the hunger of zombies contained in their teeth?

Six months? Try 30 years

So you want to laugh at French, huh?

#CoSoHumour

@JoyfullyDazed @awnaves Bugs the hell out of me when I see it in writing 🤬

@peeppeepcircus
He doesn’t even have anything meaningful to say.
Every new speech is a recycling of tired old baseless stupidities

Moscow streets are blocked off, multiple motorcades heading for the Kremlin right now

#Russia

@robfwtx
😂

#TheWalkingDead

The hacking off the leg with a hatchet.

- how would that save the old man who was bitten? Blood takes less than a minute to travel around the whole body, so the zombie virus has long spread through the system already. The pain shock from having a leg hacked off through the bone with a hatchet (it took multiple attempts too) and with no anesthesia at all would simply kill him right there.

#TheWalkingDead

Prison raid episode.
They had arrived at the abandoned prison in vehicles with full tanks of fuel, I presume.

- why was it necessary to venture inside the prison buildings in complete darkness? Each such facility is equipped with generators. They are always placed somewhere outside. Fuel up the generators and switch the lights on before you go in to clear the place of zombies 💁‍♂️

@TubunMuzuru @mikeharmanos
The Russians were actually bombing humanitarian channels and shelling car trains with artillery fire during Ukraine’s evacuation efforts, allowing refugees to flee freely only in the direction of Russia.
They would then film those refugees crossing the Russian border to air news reports painting an anti-Ukrainian picture for the world audiences

#TheWalkingDead

Almost every zombie attack results in the victim being eaten by a mob of dead walkers.

- How comes there are such large crowds of newly made zombies everywhere? Shouldn’t their numbers dwindle and gradually disappear because “older” zombies would simply devour everyone instead of just biting them and waiting for them to “ripen”?

When you’re told to hold your horses they just want you to be stable

More questions:

- why did it take them two complete seasons to start using silencers?

- how can you have picnics and bbq parties around a campfire without setting up at least a simple fence around the perimeter first, while in the midst of a zombie apocalypse?