If you work in a morgue, after you die you still gotta go to work

@CrisHarris
Added to my list, ty

For all your suffering euphoric ferrets out there

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated fingers, bat flight is powered by jazz hands

It’s always the same story

#GOP

Why is childbirth called delivery and not take out

@Horrrflmlvr
There was no reason to go there for anything other than seafood! :)

The Epic of Gilgamesh

@CrisHarris
Intriguing.
What genre are they?

@Gardenthymeherbs
Chill, DJ

They are lunatics and frauds

@Excitable_Girl
I read this in my “Jean-Luke Picard visits the holodeck for one of his private eye scenarios” voice

@Excitable_Girl
I’ve come to realize that nothing beats coffee made in an old fashioned cezve Turkish style.

I use a milk foamer separately to make cappuccinos

@Frenchy4064
I feel like these tv people in Russia are so far gone that they simply can’t turn back.
It must be some kind of mental disorder that prevents them from stopping this obvious madness that they’ve plunged themselves into.

I don’t get it. What’s not to love about Long John Silver?
This was By far my favorite fast food place in Florida 🤔

Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes series of books are such a painful violation of the “show, don’t tell” rule that I remained forever disgusted with anything Sherlock Holmes since my youth.

I didn’t know know anything about writing back then but I already felt like that was some exemplar bad writing that gets praise for reasons mysterious to my understanding.

#CoSoBooks

@sentientdessert
Kind of like Putin’s gang, who call anyone not approving of their invasion “Nazis”

Russian pundits on state TV: “Poland can be brought down on their knees in an hour and thrown back into the Stone Age. We can destroy 60 strategic objects in Poland in 20 minutes.”

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Chapter 1

The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.