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The Cat In The Hat on aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw.
Omg what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad — can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping

The golden years have come at last
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

Putin’s new law: incomes and property of MPs and senators are now classified

A child in Russia was harassed and then beaten by other children at a playground for wearing what they said were “Ukrainian colors”


@Agamemnon2005
These guys must truly hate America to say something like that

Turkey suffers badly today.
Almost 1500 are reported dead.
An inconceivable tragedy.

Just now Kazakhstan experienced a 5.4 magnitude earthquake

@Vonzales When the wall came down, it was discovered just how extensively the Federal Republic had been infiltrated by spies. I suspect the problem continues.
wapo.st/3RypZOz

(WSJ) Germany arrested a spy for in the ranks of the German Intelligence Service, who not only turned over secret data to Russia but is also a member of the ultra-right party "Alternative Germany" which constantly pushes to meet Putin's demands.
The accused, Karsten Linke, was recruited in the late 1990's by the Russian businessman Artur Eller.
His job at BND was oversight of intel data for Ukrainian armed forces.
Authorities fear a network of agents has been compromised.

This russkie fascist received a honors medal from Putin for killing Ukrainieans.
A few years ago he was fined for public display of the swastika and other Nazi symbols


@phase
I didn't think of that.
Still, quicker hemostasis aside...

"What did you do for the past 4-5 yeas?"

"I went to yale".

"Wonderful, you're accepted."

"Thanks, I really needed this yob."

(oldie but goodie)

@phase
omg they just don't get a break
this is horrifying
thank of regions that get cold weather, it's pure torture added on top of everything for them

@DavidKMresists
Freshest report says over a 1000 lives are lost 😑

@WILDKATZ He's a passionate defender of term limits FOR OTHERS, what's so hard to understand

I do all of my proof-reading after a hit sned

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