My favourite part in American Psycho is when he says “I’m into murders and mutilations”, and the girl says “Mergers and acquisitions?”, and he’s like “Uh-huh, yeah.”

Meanwhile Russian state media is hard at work making up stories to help Russians cope with subhuman living conditions.
People of Great Britain, they publish, have it so bad because of their Russophobia, that they eat leftovers after their pets — or starve!

This is literally what this headline says. The British are eating food leftovers after their pets.

The average ruskie in general is so gullible, that will take this “news report” as gospel and even feel proud about “winning”

These are recent photos from the Russian city Omsk.
Apartment buildings frozen over because a large number of them have no access to natural gas — the pipes are missing and were never there.

Russia is the world’s largest producer of natural gas.

Putin doesn’t care about “saving Russian lives”. Some estimates show 75% of homes in distant regions do not have gas. Why build pipelines for Russians when you can sell gas to Europe, pocket the money and pay an army of policemen to defend you?

@RCMhere1 @racouncil He started this war because he can’t have a prosperous neighbor showcasing their success to his subjects and keep his throne at the same time.
Ukrainians already began reaching higher levels of life but with the ousting of the last Kremlin lap dog Yanukovich, they would begin mining for natural gas and oil too, of which Ukraine has the largest reserves in Europe, and that would kill Russia’s monopoly.
Without it Putin can’t pay millions of cops that guard his throne. Toast

@racouncil I used to follow this “kremlin insider” but after a series of botched predictions and complete silence on significant events that were happening the next day, I realised this is not an insider but some pretender. He knows nothing, ignore him.

We were promised to reach the living standards of Portugal, salaries of up to $2700/month, flights to Mars, our own Silicon Valley, an end to natural gs dependence, a renaissance in medicine and education.
Instead the Kremlin began killing Ukrainians, who’s level of life became higher than that of Russians.

When someone asks what I do for a living

@blizzn01 Of course, I mean what’s there to do in burned down village 😀

“Peskov was saying something about russia not recognising tribunals that will inevitably charge him and his buddies...

The thing about tribunals is... it doesnt matter if you recognise them or not if everyone else recognises them

Peskov is going to go to jail for a looooong time.”

— by Maria Drutska

(Peskov is Putin’s Press Secretary)

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.

@Pinstryped You look like Luke Kornet

Ukrainian Adviser to President Mikhailo Podoljak warns that Russia may amassing missiles to conduct a large scale rocket strike on Ukrainian cities and infrastructure when temperatures go below -10…-15° C to freeze the population of the country to death.

@DarksideStraxus Well that’s the end of Hunter’s presidential aspirations! Someone should commend them on this achievement.
I’m being sarcastic, I love to see them throw hissy fits and get all worked up over nothing. Means while they expend energy on such non-issues, important matters are safe from their attention.

@MsJudyJetson It’s a beautiful car.
Did I win?

Another report says local animal asylum employees are suspected to have done this to sheltered dogs, then threw them out.

🤦‍♂️

Can’t tell you how disgusted I am with Putin’s Russia. No words.