What part of DO NOT USE do you not under… *muffled and inaudible*

Sinema is all about her re-election.
She just wants another 6 years 💁‍♂️

Caught in the act

Oh noe

Thanks for the heads up

😂
Had to rake through all of Russia to find a dozen midgets shorter than the Supreme Gargoyle Midget

Guys guys guys

When you can’t explain to a neural network what’s a two handed sword

OMG the subtle hitler reference
🤌

The much touted “all-Russian” presidential limousine is a Frankenstein’s monster of haphazardly thrown together used parts from Mercedes, Volvo, Audi and Nissan, finds a repairs shop that a Russian newspaper talked to.
The only Russian made parts are door handles taken from an old Soviet “Jiguli” clunker and license plate brackets from another Soviet bucket of nuts.

2nd strongest military in the world? From someone who can’t make a decent vacuum cleaner? Ukraine proved otherwise.

Putin said he’s changed his mind about using nukes only as a defensive measure and might introduce changes into Russia’s nuclear doctrine to include “preventive strikes” with the aim of disarming enemy states.

WILL SOMEONE FUCKING TOSS THIS FUCK OUT A WINDOW ALREADY???

#PutinWarCriminal
#RussiaIsAFascistState

In the end, he was killed by the ocean, not the Sun

The daddest of all dad jokes you'll see today

Japan, 40 km away from Russia
Russia, 40 km away from Japan

The Russian advent calendar

Me, when she says our age difference is too big and then goes on a date with a guy 2 years my junior

"The ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence."
- Krishnamurti

Yeah well somehow I doubt that. "My job is to sit in the corner and look at paintings" isn't known to be a quote by one of the brightest individuals out there

Found a previously unpublished photo from Jeff Goldblum’s personal archives

Some people just want to watch the whole world burn

Sheesh!