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Purim’s former speechwriter alleges that there’s a plan to evacuate him and top cabinet members with their families to Latin America, namely Argentine or Venezuela.

Initially he was to escape to China but those plans fell through

The out of his mind Kremlin gargoyle midget says he's caught Polish authorities red handed in their attempt to steal lands from Ukraine and his war is basically about that -- saving Ukraine from Poland.

Can somebody please piss in his mouth for me?

I don't know why UN even bothers with these clowns anymore.
Here's a fresh turd from Russia's spokesperson for the UN Council:

"If our peaceful efforts to eliminate the Ukrainian threat fail, we shall solve this problem militarily."

No words.

I finally gave in to peer pressure and put up a Christmas tree.
For many years I’m not buying live trees to throw away in January nor plastic replacements.
A garland works just as well 😎

Putin spends $400-500 million on missile strikes to knock out Ukraine's power grid for a few hours while cities deep in the heart of Russian Siberia don't even require bombings -- here's a complaint from the city of Tambov that they have electrcity for only a few hours/day for no apparent reason. Old folks and children freezing in unheated homes, plus there's no running water either.

The Russian Fuhrer just said his "3 day special operation" is expected to take a long time.

Duh, really? I mean the soldiers who are still alive are wondering aloud how come it's the second winter of the 3 day operation already.


Gotta remember this next time I try to open the bin with my teeth

A russian MP of the ruling party just publicly confessed to making supplies of armaments and military personnel into Ukrainian regions since 2014.

More proof for the imminent The Hague trial, I guess


A Russian deserter stole a machine gun and wounded a few police officers, a man hunt announced across Rostov province.

Soon all across Russia, hopefully.
They deserve everything that's coming their way.

Twitter has become a friggin asylum for the criminally insane. They should change the sign at the entrance to "Le Petomane's Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane".

I can't even.
Now there are thousands of tweets accusing Latvia of "siding with Putin" because they pulled the license of a Russian TV "channel of the opposition" which was collecting funds for the Russian army. Latvia is siding with Putin, they say! AAAAA!!!

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Thomas Kalmich

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