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Oh man I rang her devils doorbell so hard yesterday this town should have looked like those Hell scenes from the Constantine movie by now, invaded by hordes of demons, all desolate with overflowing lava lakes and shit
@Vonzales the jackass who wrote this twaddle is walking around with a Devil’s door-knocker— dollhouse scale.
@ayankdownunder @Vonzales I especially loved the sciency part where toxic chemicals are being sent to the lady brain because reasons. But I’m struggling with the legion of Ring and Google Nest — Hello! jokes that are trying to write themselves in my head right now. 😂
@ayankdownunder @Vonzales And now the phrase “Nice product placement” is hilarious. I’m so immature …
@Vonzales 🤣