I needed a machete for some brush chopping at the back of the property. Mine turned up missing, so I ordered one from Amazon. Imagine my surprise when it was "delivered" yesterday?
Wait. I have to know. What was in the box? The advertised TP? Or the ordered machete?
@BrazenlyLiberal It was shit paper. You could see it through the seams.
@BrazenlyLiberal Shipped it back today.
@TwiHusband
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