If I can't make it past the cheeks that just means it's big enough for my heart

Find me almost anywhere, faving your booty pics

https://allmylinks.com/totallydeviant

Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro, Or Else I'll Cum

Having a "gremlin" version of yourself used to be called a "chibi"

I still don't know if I'm pronouncing yaoi correctly. I just call it dudeanari.

I don't know what I'm doing these days anymore. Am I the Hentai Guy? Am I aiming to be a streamer? An animator? Am I doomed to be stuck in a hell of home improvement and working only to lose my paycheck to bills?

Whatever. It's all good 😊

Shooting Star = Outlaw Star

Just got a Sam's Club membership while it's discounted.

So if you, you know, need a 4-pack of toilets or whatever we can work something out.

This combination of words nearly made me time travel back fifteen years

"She stared into my soul and went 😕"

If you ever ask why someone took their pet to an emergency vet instead of making them deal with it, you deserve nothing good ever 🙂

Been really down and Rejection Sensitivity has been sky high.

Drink a little caffeine and POOF I'm playing hackey sack with tiny baby RSD

Fuck that little twerp

What's the point of only spanking it once? You're left unsatisfied, I'm left unsatisfied.

Just let me have at it untethered until one of us is numb.

I'm surprised Twitter didn't give everyone blue checkmarks for today to sow chaos or give everyone the first taste for free.

Cuz the Legacies aren't buying it.

Happy Valentine's!

Thanks for following my post-along from when I watched the Twilight Saga. Hope you enjoyed learning how big of a masochist I am.

Barnaby is already talking about 50 Shades of Grey.

"Look at our history together. Remember when you dumped me and I was super depressed? Good times."

That fight scene is, no joke, the best part of this whole series.

Thoroughly impressed.

I was wondering how the Cullens kept up their identity swapping. None of the clan seem tech savvy enough to make birth certificates and passports.