@th3j35t3r I swear, if you did a drinking game to “like we’ve never seen before,” you’d be drunk five minutes into one of his *Press Conferences* ™️.

@PussyFootingAround Right? She’s a well educated woman. I cannot understand putting up with his nonsense

@PussyFootingAround JD Vance’s wife.

Off like a herd of turtles this morning. But we are off.

@VanontheBorder Missouri, aka Misery. 🤣

@Jorro I feel like I’m breathing soup

Oof. 83% humidity. Even though it’s only 74°, I am struggling with exertion outdoors as I pack the car.

Mona’s backseat doggie hammock is in place, the car’s tailgate tent is ready, all the food and doggie items are packed. Now there’s only the suitcases left.

Have I finished laundry?

No. 😬

@EnochianEntropy 🤣🤣🤣 I knew I was surrounded by my people here.

@Koore Did he mean Deep-Throated? Not that that’s better….

Doesn’t he look tired?

Practicing real-world Tetris as we pack up for a cross-country road trip that starts tomorrow. We were supposed to leave on Wednesday, but we delayed in order to avoid driving head-on into a hurricane. 🌀 Looking forward to visiting family and sight-seeing along the way.

I saw a cybertruck yesterday in matte black. I know Tesla sells wraps for this monstrosity, but I pretty sure the owner did the job themselves in their driveway with dollar store spray paint, which is what that vehicle deserves, honestly.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts Congrats!

Seriously, Shady Vance deserves Trump. That stink will never wash off. He’ll have a long life of being tainted with it.

@mikeharmanos He does now! I sent him the Wikipedia link.

@Tarnagh EXACTLY! Yes!

@Anouk Right?!? I sent him the Wikipedia link to prove it! 😂

A friend of mine said he was worried about Tim Walz’s age. I said I wasn’t because “He's got a cool dad/cool teacher vibe. He's warm and genuine and kind and honest….Meanwhile, Shady Vance is fixated on other people's genitals and what they do with them. He may be a lot younger, but his ideas are crusty af.”

@InUnfunky

@InUnfunky This from a guy who had an interview with a guy who is a professional butt sniffer. On purpose.