Alright, let us see how imaginative you guys and gals can get.
You are having a secret Santa gift exchange at your place of work. You happen to get the name of the one person that you absolutely hate. Now, On top of being a secret Santa if you knew that there would be no repercussions for giving a horrible gift(other then of course one that would do bodily harm) what would be the worst gift you could give the person? andddd go.
@Jeber π that is what I was thinking. many peeps couldn't do it. lol
@TheNewsOwl Can't do it. I'd still get something nice. It's Yule/Christmas.
@TheNewsOwl A can of spinach π
@TheNewsOwl what budget
@Clintudy any ya wish. I know they usually have a budget but this isn't so much about the budget it is mostly just to see how creative you all get.
@TheNewsOwl the gift of scientology. Sign them up as interested, and purchase a dianetics book from their website.
@TheNewsOwl alternatively, mylar envelope filled with mayonnaise that you set out in heat, preferably for an extended period of time.
Even worse: a gift membership to questionable clubs (ie NAMBLA), paid for with prepaid credit cards registered in their names from public wifi on a burner phone near your work. Have materials sent to the office.
An opaque airtight box filled with a rotting potato and glitter bomb
@TheNewsOwl is this a trap, this feels like a trap. ππ
@shanita911 π π€£ no, trap. just me trying to be goofy and add some fun.
@TheNewsOwl https://www.etsy.com/market/coal_figurines
you can give them lumps of coal. and they have to thank you cause it is art that someone else made
@Kinnison oh wow those are actually cool rofl
@TheNewsOwl a bag if cow manuer.
Especially if I knew they weren't a gardener.
@TheNewsOwl
I couldn't violate my own standards. I'd still give a nice gift (not the best, though) and find some other way later to make their life miserable.