So am I missing something, or have our leaders completely abandoned us?

Super-psyched to have every day feel like an all-out assault on everything decent for (at least) four years.

Me: I'm glad my mom isn't around to witness this shitshow.

Also me: I want my mommy!

The election results have caused me to rethink my love of horror sequels.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins feels the agony of victory.

Where - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck are our leaders?

I’m stupid, but not “Google a candidate’s platform the morning AFTER a consequential election” stupid.

At this point, you can just say “scrolling.”

The “doom” is implied.

It is so unfathomably sad that giving a shit about other people is such an enormous ask for so many.

Me in 2023: Nothing matters.

Me in 2024: Fuck, I was right?!

So anxious that I may never look at another screen again, thereby coining a thought experiment that comes to be known as “Schrödinger’s Election Results.”

Why isn't either candidate encouraging Pokemon to go to the polls? Are they not a reliable voting bloc?

New comic! Wherein the guys save some daylight.

It’s an election year. I’m gonna need more than one additional hour of doomscrolling.

I’ve officially reached the “mistook two football teams for two baseball teams” stage of sports cluelessness.

New comic! Wherein Cord false-equivocates like a champ.

Wellllllll, I reckon it's about time for everyone whose personality is built around wishing it's Halloween whenever it's not Halloween to get back to it.

Is today that thing everyone spent all summer wishing it was?

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is insulted.

New comic! Wherein Cord gets into the Halloween spirit.