It never seems to start raining until I set foot outside, so I’m either profoundly unlucky or Storm.

Got that Friday feeling*!

*contending with an all-day panic attack and imploring the universe to be nicer to me

Perhaps my allergy pill misunderstood the assignment.

I always found Dune kinda bland, when, by all rights, it should be very SPICEy.

(Sorry.)

“Crisis on Infinite Earths”? Are you referring to the epic DC Comics story arc or my perpetual state of mind?

“Crisis on Infinite Earths”? Are you referring to the epic DC Comics story arc or my perpetual state of mind?

I often complain about reality not favoring me, but in fairness, I *do* talk a lot of shit about it on social media.

Feeling completely disconnected from reality despite only wanting to feel disconnected from the "paying rent" part of reality.

I keep forgetting to ask my allergies when the hazing period ends.

Look at me, making 4/20 jokes like someone who’s ever been cool enough to partake.

Never a good sign when I enter the "look to horoscopes for genuine comfort and reassurance" stage of depression.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins' favorite holiday is ruined.

The light at the end of the tunnel was probably just painted on by Wile E. Coyote.

More like "Planet of the Apes AND a Fluctuating Number of Humans," am I right?

Gotta draw as many comics as I can between now and tomorrow, when I turn 40 and officially become too old for this shit.

Seeing a lot of tweets about how great Star Trek: Lower Decks is. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think it had been cance— FUUUUUUUUUCK…

A whole CAN of whoop-ass? In THIS economy?!

1993: Goof Troop, wherein Goofy raises a son.

1996: Quack Pack, wherein Donald Duck goes on adventures with his now-teenage nephews.

2021: Mouse Militia, wherein Mickey's mind is poisoned by Fox News and social media.

A centipede found its way into my apartment, and now I'm playing the role of an antagonist in a Warner Bros. cartoon.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins cuts loose.